"The most orgasmic carbon based life form I have ever met."
Funny how many catch phrases I garner, yet I'm getting fucked less than anyone I know. Yes, I likely have the potential to be all of those things in the right circumstances with the right partner. But maybe that's just a whore's version of happily ever after. lol While those closest to me are simply teasing, it's funny how so many assume that because I have a profile on FetLife or write on Blogger, they can send me an introductory email that pretty much asks me to use, abuse, and/or get them off. Really?
What I'm not is...
A name on a list.
A member of a fan club.
A trick monkey to entertain you.
An amusement park ride.
A vacation from reality.
Just a name in a chat box.
Just a phone call to soothe your ego.
Just a picture to beat off to.
I can be a cold bitch.
I'm not saying I need flowers and chocolates.
But I'm more than just a what you want to see.
I'm more than a pair of tits.
I'm more than a dripping cunt.
I'm more than a hard clit.
I'm more than a hot willing asshole.
I'm not the average whore.
And I'm definitely not Your whore, when you know nothing about me.
To get the best of me requires time, some effort, a whole lot of patience, trust, and honesty, as well intention and focus. Yeah...I know. That's a lot. I'm not saying I'm worth it, but without all that...you definitely wouldn't be worth it to me.
~Not Wasting My Time